There’s this really charming song in the sound of music
… where Julie Andrews sings “ …. these are a few of my favorite things .. “ . so I just thought I’d get even ( and evil ) here .. type out a few of the things I HATE , don’t like, get irritated with .. call it ugly , call it boring , its MY list .. and yeah, its awesome the kind of updations this list can get , and at intervals of hours or even yrs .. here goes ..What makes me go eweee .. (concise version)
.. honestly I wonder why they’re put on our planet earth .. they’re horrid lil parasites , n they make me SICK (literally !!) .. and pearl jam’s song red mosquito couldn have been worded better – ‘ .. I was bitten , must’ve been the devil ..’
#2. ppl with nail polish peeling-off
.. yup, that’s def putting-off..
#3. successful ppl
.. call me jealous but it’s a fact.. most of us kind stand ppl who’ve got it all
a) a lil’ subdivision here .. I jus find it too unfair when ppl who don’t deserve stuff get it .. blame it on the-powers-tat-be ..
#4. fussy girls.
. yeah, so u put on a ¼” around ur ankles !!! big deal girl, get a life …
a) again, ppl who’re picky wit food.. n mind u there’s a huge difference bet portion-control and totally denying urself FOOD !! how… and most importantly .. why????
#5. ppl who make it obvious they’re sizing u up
.. do u mind??? Be more subtle … LEARN the art!!!
#6. bad hair days.
. for me that just equates to bad day!!
#7. the fake accent
.. visiting the states for a month does not entitle u to roll ur r’s .. these freak-shows most seen on biz-tv ..
#8. song sequences
.. yeah fine!! They do build up the suspense in movies, but could we please get on wit the climax, coz its getting totally ruined ppl!!
… for those who believe the world’s made up of two kinds of ppl – with bf’s/gf’s and without .. spare me !!
a) a category worth noting… noisy flirts
.. they roam around wit a cap that’s got ‘hey , I’m flirting’ and sadly , u wont realize it even then ..
#10. girls who call each other ‘da’
.. only got one thing to say- please , no ‘da’-ing me now!! Eweee!!
#11. when even an XL size looks like it wouldn fit a toddler !! don’t manufacturers think outta the box, like , everyone may not be miss.skinny??!!
… its jus college, not the opening nite of India fashion week!
#13. when the power goes off in the middle of the nite … I could screaaammmmmmm!!!
#14. guys in tite pants
.. not giving details here …
#15. cars that turn on their hi-beam
… whoa!!!! Stop charging towards me lathat , wil u???
#16. grumpy profs
… aaargh .. I’m not ur punching bag!!
#17. grumpy older sibling …
again, aaaargh! I’m not ur punching bag!!
#18. style at the cost of discomfort
(or the other way around) .. . honestly its not my kinda thing ..
.. it sucks … n it doesn make sense either .. the two days u’re home , n they show crap… nothing … zilch ..
#20. ppl who use the ‘f’ word all the time
… its not coool .. I repeat , its not coool!!!
So , a concise list (that btw, didn’t take that much of an effort ) .. and yeah, contributions will be accepted whole-heartedly :)